Beachfront Baron Mugs

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"How are we on bread?"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Business Vacation.

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Hot Towel Web Service

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

John takes a personivacation.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"It's non-negotiable."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Agricultural Businessman.

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

(One small step for the Nasdaq…. One giant leap for me!)

Stirrbucks

Bet and Breakfast.

Business Vacation.

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.