Beverage Baron Mugs

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"How are we on bread?"

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Hot Towel Web Service

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

Scariest Tactics

'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

Agricultural Businessman.

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

(One small step for the Nasdaq…. One giant leap for me!)

Stirrbucks

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."