Brew Baron Gifts

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"How are we on bread?"

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Hot Towel Web Service

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"It's non-negotiable."

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'You've had enough.'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Agricultural Businessman.

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

'More buzz for the buck.'

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.