Brew King Gifts

Home brewing.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"High Priest"