Breweries Gifts

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Beer Keg Babies

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Premier Cru

Acme brewery.

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I prefer air craft beer."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'