Brewing Gifts

The night they invented champagne.

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

Cirrhosis of the river.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Grinds

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

Real Ale / Real Boobs.

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Working at a brewery.

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Granddad with a big barrel of Home Brew - '...He's very good with the grandchildren'

"It's a winter brew."

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'

Beer-head

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

Brewing in Southwark- Fermentation

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

Hopworth Brewery: "We fired our Events Manager, he couldn't organise a push-up in a gym."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Brew Clubs

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'