Beer Making Gifts

My dad makes his own beer.

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Pandemic Orphans

Tax on home made beer causes a woman to stop brewing

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joined at the hipster.

Beers

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?