Brew-making Gifts

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You've Had Enough!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joined at the hipster.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."