Brewing Mugs

The night they invented champagne.

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

Cirrhosis of the river.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Real Ale / Real Boobs.

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Working at a brewery.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Grinds

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

Once again, war breaks out in the Middle Yeast.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"It's a winter brew."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

'Just a tad more hops.'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Brew Clubs

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'