Beer Brewing Mugs

'Boozer's Week.'

'The brewery on fire? The lads will be there by the time you put the phone down!'

"No wine for me, Jesus. I'm a beer guy."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

'How do I know that our filtration system needs adjustment? - Because this is our stout!'

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"You're suffering from fluid retention, mostly beer and wine."

'You're the 21st century self-made man because you roast your own coffee and brew your own beer?'

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

The Pilsener Pump

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin