Brewery Tours Gifts

'We'll take it!'

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

Pints of Lager

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Wine Lady

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Real Beer People

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'