Brewery Tours Gifts

'We'll take it!'

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

Pints of Lager

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Wine Lady

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"So much for that vintage!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''