Visiting Breweries Gifts

Real Beer People

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Happy thoughts

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Bottle Distillery

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."