Visiting Breweries Pillows

Real Beer People

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I know it's gassy...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Happy thoughts

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We'll take it!'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'