Brewery Visiting Gifts

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Pints of Lager

Real Beer People

You've done it again, Harry.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"