Brewers Gifts

'Brewers Men'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

You've Had Enough!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beers

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'