Brewer Gifts

The night they invented champagne.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Cirrhosis of the river.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

Working at a brewery.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

'Just a tad more hops.'

"Bloody hell! If I get another metered water bill like this, I'll have to start selling concentrated ale."

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

"C'mon, speed it up!"

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

Hopworth Brewery: "We fired our Events Manager, he couldn't organise a push-up in a gym."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Just the one...

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

Wine Barrel Leak

'You look drunk.'

'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Oast House

"So much for that vintage!"

Brewing in Southwark- Mashing

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."