Brewer Pillows

The night they invented champagne.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Cirrhosis of the river.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Working at a brewery.

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Wine Barrel Leak

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

'Just a tad more hops.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Just the one...

'You look drunk.'

"Bloody hell! If I get another metered water bill like this, I'll have to start selling concentrated ale."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'

"C'mon, speed it up!"

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Hopworth Brewery: "We fired our Events Manager, he couldn't organise a push-up in a gym."

"Ambitions... to receive the MBE for services to the brewing industry."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I make it myself!"

Beer Fancier

"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."