Bean Brewer Pillows

You've Had Enough!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'More bubbles!'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I make it myself!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Just the one...

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."