Bean Brewmaster Pillows

"Careful, this coffee is so black, not even light can escape!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Alcohol Ingredients

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"And now from downtown!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"