Broth Brewmaster Pillows

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Tea Snob.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Can I get you another coffee?

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."