Broth Brewmaster Mugs

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Tea Snob.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Alcohol Ingredients

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Can I get you another coffee?

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."