Broth Brewer Mugs

Butcher Shop. Special: Soup Bones! Soup has bones?!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

You've Had Enough!

"I said slime."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'