Brew Bro Mugs

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Bitter End

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Beer Lunch

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'