Brew Artist Mugs

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Ironically I don't like my beer hoppy!"