Brew Artist Pillows

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."