Broth Brewer Gifts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

You've Had Enough!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I said slime."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."