Broth Buster Mugs

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Jesus breaks the bread.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

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Noise machines for dogs.

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'

Killing Santa

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

The Evolution of fish

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

For Timely Filing

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

Miles/Blisters.

Man with a football tattooed onto his stomach.

Bank - For The Convenience Of Customers This Branch Has Been Moved To Tierra Del Fuego Where It Will Open On Alternative Tuesday Afternoons