Brew Masters Pillows

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Toadstools

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Can I get you another coffee?

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'