Brew Master Dreams Pillows

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

Can I get you another coffee?