Brewster Gifts

"You've had enough."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I make it myself!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Just the one...

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'