Brewster Gifts

"You've had enough."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I make it myself!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Just the one...

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Excuse me. I think I had a little accident."