Beanster Gifts

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Middle Distance Runners

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Yeah, I just sold our other cow on Craigslist and put the seed money in a growth fund. Jack's brother was the practical one.

'Ahhh! The sweet smell of success!'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

Oh, sure, blame the dog

"Is that decaf?"

House of Beans.

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.