Beanster Gifts

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Middle Distance Runners

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

'Ahhh! The sweet smell of success!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

House of Beans.

"Is that decaf?"