Botanical Banterer Gifts

"What's the betting SHE'S artificial?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sipsies?"

Musical Accidents

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Grange Hildegard.

Gardener's Calendar: March - Give support to anything disturbed by the wind.

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"It's the big guy."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

'What on earth is this?'