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"What's the betting SHE'S artificial?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Sipsies?"

Musical Accidents

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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Grange Hildegard.

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"It's the big guy."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I think you've talked it to death, dear.'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"