Beanstalk Dreamer Gifts

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'

Gardener

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'In Love'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The Amateur Golfer

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Camomiletherapy

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

A drone laying an egg

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

'Drone Santa.'

No, cruel nature, WHY?

Heavenly internet connection

Giraffe of tomorrow

Flower Trumpet

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Success in Business'

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"