Beatnik Dreamer Gifts

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."