Baton Dreamer Gifts

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Odette from Swan Lake

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

You're never too old for ballet!

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Trump Overload

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"You're hired!"

Pole Star

UFO Shelter

"Disney will flip!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

The Music Box

Dancing woman

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Treble

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...