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'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Odette from Swan Lake

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

You're never too old for ballet!

Pole Star

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Trump Overload

UFO Shelter

"You're hired!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Dancing woman

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut

"Disney will flip!"

The Music Box

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Climbing to the moon...

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

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