Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk
Beanstalk Dreamer Pillows
Add a touch of whimsy to their space with our Beanstalk Dreamer pillows—soft, inspiring, and perfect for Dreamers who love to surround themselves with imagination.
'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'
'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'
Gardener
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"I'm bored."
"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."
'In Love'
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'
The Amateur Golfer
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)
Camomiletherapy
"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"
"And that is why GMO's are bad."
"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."
Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.
'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'
Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.
"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."
A drone laying an egg
Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.
Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.
'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'
His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.
Heavenly internet connection
Yeah, I just sold our other cow on Craigslist and put the seed money in a growth fund. Jack's brother was the practical one.
Giraffe of tomorrow
'Drone Santa.'
No, cruel nature, WHY?
Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul
"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."
Flower Trumpet
"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"
Beanstalk Dreamer Pillows Collection
Beanstalk Dreamer Mugs
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Beanstalk Dreamer Prints
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Beanstalk Dreamer T-Shirts
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