Beanstalk Climber Gifts

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Success in Business'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Who's next?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Rubbish and Everest

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

Flava Superba

"Some walk, huh?"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'