Beanstalk Climber Gifts

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Yeah, I just sold our other cow on Craigslist and put the seed money in a growth fund. Jack's brother was the practical one.

'Success in Business'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Who's next?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Rubbish and Everest

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Some walk, huh?"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Flava Superba

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."