Tree Climber Gifts

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Hey, pal, got a light? What time is it? How're the claws holding out? Huh? Huh?'

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Ms.Puss would never come down for a dollar, but I'll climb up and get her for ten.'

'It was such a big tree when I was young: The Fire Brigade had to rescue me a number of times...'

'Hang on, the tag on this vine has expired: Safety regulations mean we need to have it tested before further use...'

'Oh, I could easily climb down on my own, but you see, I just love seeing Fire-Engines...'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Hang on in there!

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'I can tell you're not a dog lover!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"See that tree over there? When I was your age, I could kick the ball over its top. Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"For the 1,000,000th time, I didn't push your friend out of the tree."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

Lovers in a tree

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Elaine, quick! Call the fire department to get this cat out of this tree!"

"Some walk, huh?"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Where I get my ideas

Things that scare Jimmy

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

Golfer in the trees