Tree Climbers Gifts

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

Notice - Beware of the Log.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"When did she start crawling?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I brought cocoa."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Rubbish and Everest

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Some walk, huh?"