Garden Climber Gifts

"Look on the bright side son. It's not everyday you get to conquer a Charlie Dimmock"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Pumpkin patch

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Beginning Yarder.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Ecology

Lovers in a tree

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'