Garden Camper Gifts

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Camping - Fresh Air