Garage Camper Gifts

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Remember to lash from the outside!

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

Bear Recycling.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"