Tiny Camper Gifts

Building a Shelter

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."