Young Camper Gifts

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Building a Shelter

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Campground Conductor

"Mine's camper."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."