Quirky Camper Gifts

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

'Harold, someone wants to pitch a tent on our lawn.'

Tortoise at mobile home sale.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

101 uses of a dead cat: tent pegs.

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to go camping for my birthday!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Cake Escape

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Thumbing a Lift.