Quirky Camper Gifts

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Harold, someone wants to pitch a tent on our lawn.'

Tortoise at mobile home sale.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

101 uses of a dead cat: tent pegs.

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Cake Escape

Fall on a desert island

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Don Quixote

Lavatory Waterfall

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

The nerds go on their first road trip.