Cheeky Camper Gifts

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Skinny dipping

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Sticking out tongue

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."