Cheeky Camper Gifts

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Skinny dipping

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Sticking out tongue

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Face Painting.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before