Cheeky Traveler Gifts

'Just get us the house plonk, matey - we're litre louts,'

Easter Island legs

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Thong World.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Clean Fill Wanted

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."