Cheeky Trekkers Gifts

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Cow Pilot.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Classic SM.

Coast to coast walk.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Man riding a pig

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Hardcore Hikers

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"I hate the amount of packaging that food comes wrapped up in these days..."

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

Skinny dipping

'Sign here please.'

'Just get us the house plonk, matey - we're litre louts,'

'Yes we are married, but not to each other.'

Schoolboy lighting cigar from headmasters cigar.